Well...hello! President George Washington here, and in case you were wondering, yes I AM a finger puppet. My heart's desire is to show you, the American People, what I do in my daily life. I suppose it's time to begin to tell you about my journeys.
Today was my first day at work.
...That was a lie. Today was my fourth day at work, but I was forgotten in a purse until today. But boy do I wish I hadn't left that purse! From the moment I left it was "Mr President this" and "Your Majesty that." (Okay, no one addressed me as Your Majesty, but a guy can dream, right?) and before I knew it I was answering phone calls and talking to foreigners who I was certain had sneezed when they told me their names. On an unrelated note: They don't appreciate when you say God Bless You. As you can so clearly see, I work VERY hard and I could not take much more of it before reverting back to my usual antics.
What are my usual antics, you ask? Well...This
Oh ho ho! I'm a rapscallion, I am! Well, until next time, Fellow Americans, or FAs, as I'll call you. Good night.
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